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Originally Posted by owenmorris
Is that wax in your ear ("auriculars")
Best pick up line ...EVER!
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Blimey you're right, we haven't got ears !
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"I stuck my neck out for you" where? I can't see.
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A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
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Skybird was outside in the back garden digging a big hole in the corner of the garden. He had been out there for a while really making this hole very large and deep.
The neighbour had been watching him for some time through her kitchen window and decided to go out and find out what was going on.
"Skypoo, why are you digging such a big hole in the yard?" she asked.
Skydove did not even look up but spoke in anger, "Because my dove died"
"I am so sorry to hear that Skysad" she said. "But why are you digging such a big hole?"
Skydig replied, "Because your darn cat is goin' in there too."
The neighbour had been watching him for some time through her kitchen window and decided to go out and find out what was going on.
"Skypoo, why are you digging such a big hole in the yard?" she asked.
Skydove did not even look up but spoke in anger, "Because my dove died"
"I am so sorry to hear that Skysad" she said. "But why are you digging such a big hole?"
Skydig replied, "Because your darn cat is goin' in there too."
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